Lo! There shall come upon the land an oracle of wondrous power and import, and it shall speak in the voice of Gaiman.

Ask a question, and the Oracle shall answer. Any defect of understanding can only be in the auditor...

Let us demonstrate.

Q: O mighty Oracle, will our favorite novel win the Hugo this year?

A: Everyone else is more or less the same weight, except for Lorraine, who is thinner.

Q: O wise and all-seeing Oracle, should we attend TuckerCon?

A: But Shadow's, well, Shadow.

Q: Thank you very much, o splendid Oracle, for appearing on the blog today.

A: Hoping that the rest of the signings of the tour will be inside.

You see its wonders? Try it for yourself, and be amazed!

Update, 3/2: The Oracle now hath its own dedicated web page, with design of fine and true snazziness. And one now must actually "shake" yon Oracle for a reply.

Let us ask the Oracle a new question, one of today's most weighty issue.

Q: Should the Nebulas return to a yearly eligibility?

A: Coffin and all.