Oklahoma Says No to the Number of the Beast
The Oklahoma Senate has passed a bill which would make it illegal to implant microchips into Oklahomans against their will.
Thought 1: Apparently, this will not stop Oklahomans from forcibly implanting chips into Texans or Kansans. Might we see a border war?
Thought 2: We'll never get the Evil One World Government up to snuff if elected officials keep foiling nefarious plots like this...
