Since yesterday was April 1st, I doubt any of these are meant to be taken seriously, but, just in case you want to know, the following people have announced their candidacies for the office of SFWA President (following John Scalzi's non-humorous example):

• Jeff VanderMeer
• Cat Rambo
• Jay Lake
• Skip Moles, David Moles's evil alternate-dimension twin
• Jed Hartman
• Jeremiah Tolbert
• Jayme Lynn Blaschke
• Will Shetterly
• Marly Youmans
• Cheryl Morgan (who is not only not a member of SFWA or a professional writer, but is also posting her manifesto from an undisclosed location onto someone else's blog, thereby garnering several dozen Points for Style)

Paul Melko has set his sights lower, attempting to seize power as South-Central Regional Director. 

Meanwhile, Gwenda Bond has declared war on SFWA and Paul Di Dilippo reports from the horrifying future.

For myself, I will continue to serve in my own small way as part of the Evil Publishers' Cabal, crushing dreams and blighting lives where'er I pass.